This is Allen. He likes speaking doublespeak, wearing green eyeliner, and brushing his teeth with buttermilk. He believes in eating grass, and is often seen making salads out of straw, corn, and dead leaves from his backyard. He will die from accidentally ingesting a poisonous caterpillar.
 
This listing is for three, differently-sized, JPEG images that have been compressed into a zip file. Each purchase contains one 5x7, one 8x11, and one 18x24 taken in inches. Feel free to print them out to hang on the wall, or to use them as wallpaper for your electronics.