This is Autotheist. There’s a growth on his nose of someone who knows more knowledge than he ever will. To most people, it looks like he’s talking to himself while he’s speaking to this growth. Autotheist knows he will never know everything, but he will never stop asking this growth for advice. He’ll most likely die from following terrible advice.
 
This listing is for three, differently-sized, JPEG images that have been compressed into a zip file. Each purchase contains one 5x7, one 8x11, and one 18x24 taken in inches. Feel free to print them out to hang on the wall, or to use them as wallpaper for your electronics.