This is Darren. He likes being balloon, licking walls he gets too close to, and not being tied down. He believes helium is the best medicine, and is often heard squeaking as he speaks. He will die from being popped by a needle.
 
This listing is for three, differently-sized, JPEG images that have been compressed into a zip file. Each purchase contains one 5x7, one 8x11, and one 18x24 taken in inches. Feel free to print them out to hang on the wall, or to use them as wallpaper for your electronics.